Twitterings 2018-03-17 amp.theguardian.com/news/2018/mar/… 2018-03-17 I sense that, somewhere in a cubicle of a White House restroom, one of The Orange One's lawyers is weeping, sittin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-16 No, @EricTrump; when daddy just called you, he didn't ask "s'up, penis?" down the phone. This time, for a change, h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-16 @DixiDoodle @DonaldJTrumpJr You're quite right, @DixiDoodle. Considering the gene pool @DonaldJTrumpJr slithered an… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-15 If only it were so easy for the rest of us. Chin up, @DonaldJTrumpJr! Oops...sorry...I forgot. You weren't lucky… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-13 Finally. Years of me having nothing much to hope for, other than praying Rex Tillerson would get to understand the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-13 "The Republican Party. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." But Jabba the Pizza Hut thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-12 "Daddy...how do we know which one's your phone?" 2018-03-12 When "blood-thirsty Edwardian vampire, in the middle of a major mid-life emo-meltdown, moments before the voluntary… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-11 The news article all husband's have been waiting for. "Daring, I only follow that pornstar because she's quick-witt… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-11 Sometimes I wish Hillary was president, merely for the fact that I want America to be headed by someone who can han… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-11 That moment when you realise the pretend president of the United States of America is a mad bag lady, that has to S… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-09 ...and you get a blow job, and you get a blow job, and you get a blow job etc etc. Thanks @StormyDaniels #shaga twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr… 2018-03-09 Clean up in aisle 45. Clean up in aisle 45. Donny's done a do do. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum… 2018-03-09 Theresa May letting her hair down... #ToriesOut #ToriesInSixWords @theresa_may 2018-03-09 Have...not...been...programmed... with...this...question... Have...not...been...programmed... with...this...questio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-09 Junior is proud of dad doing the things he said he'd do: Rape mum. Grab a pussy. Fuck a pornstar as a baby shower.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-08 BREAKING: I've just been given exclusive access to the government's financial impact studies on Brexit. I was expec… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-08 It took way too many grotesque pigs defecating on the garden before people noticed the strength of the roses fighti… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-07 @thac0_salad Ha!😂🤣 2018-03-07 I hereby warn the citizens of earth that, following the release of the Donny/Stormy gagging order, you should prepa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-07 Snowflake students think @TheSun is just a propaganda rag, run by the right-wing elite, to brainwash the dumb and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-07 For those using the idiom of rats leaving a sinking ship, when it comes to White House resignations, I'd be intrigu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-06 @realDonaldTrump ...are you playing hide & seek in your soiled underpants again? 2018-03-06 The pilot reality show, America's Got No President, hit intergalactic shitshow levels with #SamNunberg & a flip-flo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-06 Just when you think @DonaldJTrumpJr is second only to @realDonaldTrump, when it comes to absolute slow-witted skull… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-05 That moment when your heart skips a beat as you read Putin assassinated Trump on a park bench in Salisbury. Then t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-05 Er...because you're a corrupt moron with a criminally inept, yet crooked family and a set of ludicrously comical mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-05 'Do your duty to Britain', says @theresa_may, whilst currently doing her utmost to rip assunder the entire nation t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-04 BREAKING: Actual footage of @sebgorka being interviewed by the FBI over his role in the Tonya Harding scandal.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-03 I think it fair to say, @DonaldJTrumpJr, purely in the interest of transparency, that the unparalleled level of att… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-03 @DonaldJTrumpJr I think it fair to say, purely in the interest of transparency, that the unparalleled level of atta… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-03 BREAKING NEWS: @realDonaldTrump apparently has a mind. politicususa.com/2018/03/02/tru… 2018-03-02 One good thing Twitter has over Facebook is that strangers collide and coalesce without having to meet in person an… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-02 They obviously didn't send this journalist through the "How not to write the most fucking redundant headline ever t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-02 Just watched The Shape of Water. Now...I'm up for masturbating in the bath, fingering a bullet face-wound, biting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-02 Had a pass to go out. Looked out. Stepped out. Felt out. Looked back in. Stepped in. Felt in. Stayed in. #BeastFromTheEast #FuckItsCold 2018-03-02 @frenchie_myriam Caught face down in a chocolate cake and forced to lie to a child in order to hide your shame. Oh, the humanity! 2018-03-02 Agony ˈaɡəni/ noun extreme physical or mental pain or suffering Like the effect that your terrible impersonation o… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-02 1) Is Brexit justifiable? 2) Is Brexit worthwhile? 3) Is Brexit good? 4) Is Brexit bad? 5) Is Brexit beneficial to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-02 Not content with destroying America's democracy and tearing Europe asunder, with election meddling and Brexit propa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-03-02 When a world leader (monumental gonad) simply doesn't get the idea of the delete key. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum… 2018-03-01 @acgrayling By bus. By a red bus. 2018-03-01 @soleilbrille18 @TriciaHastings3 @TomiLahren @Emma4Change Fair enough! Well said. 2018-03-01 Hey, @TomiLahren, "inane argument" does not stand for "relevant defense". It stands for "Jesus Christ, you imbecili… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-02-28 Just like clockwork, he follows @realDonaldTrump, pushing garbage & lies from a propaganda rag, to its base readers… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-02-28 The thing about the ugly, right-wing collective, is that they're so truly inept at everything. Even at being evil.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-02-27 "Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do Mahna Mahna Do do-do do Mahna Mahna Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-02-27 "Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po; Teletubbies, Teletubbies, say hello!" Narrator on @TeletubbiesHQ twitter.com/realDonaldTrum… 2018-02-26 Trump on the Florida shooting: 'I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon'.